I dissolve in trust
One shot - Cupid encounter
♥: Greetings, darling. I am Cupid, the god of love. Just shoot a name and I'll do my thing.~
//: Aren't you a Greek god? What are you doing in an oriental setting?
♥: Do I look like someone who gives a fuck about this dumb shit?
//: ...
♥: Listen, slut. I'm not here to waste my time. Give me the name, suck my dick and then I will grant your wish.
//: You can suck MY dick, you jerk.
♥: Aren't you a girl?
//: No, not quite. Here, let me show you.
♥: HUH? YOU... YOU HAVE...???
//: Indeed. It is a predominant characteristic of my race. Those who aren't born this way are culled at birth, for they are sterile and unfit to procreate, therefore a waste of resources.
♥: ... O-okay, whatever... just tell me the name, slut... It's too early for this shit...
//: I have no name to tell you. I am not here to coerce someone into loving me. I am here to find the Devil. And you will help me. If you don't comply, I will have to take action.

kuuzuryuu:

johnlockandrose10:

kuuzuryuu:

if you unfollow me for liveblogging eurovision you only have urself to blame, you signed up for this when you followed a european blogger

Well you should have the fucking respect to not ruin the entire fucking episode you motherfucking cunts! I don’t give a fuck if you’re a European blog. If there is a new episode of Doctor Who then you keep the fucking spoilers away!

w h at

a whovian being an idiot about stereotypes and failing at telling jokes

don’t make eye contact, harold

did-you-kno:

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sowhenstomorrow:

Tri Color Hog Nose Snake

sowhenstomorrow:

Tri Color Hog Nose Snake

How to get rid of the little point on questions on redux edits!!

breadboxes:

this is a quick tutorial on how to get rid this pointy part of question posts on the redux theme or redux edits:

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pixelatedcowboy:

gengars??

pixelatedcowboy:

gengars??

oh nooo. eurovision is ON THE TV. the US is not going to be the center of the world’s attention for a few hours. i cannot stand this. my feefees are hurt. this is a real tragedy. call the police. :(

I’ve gone out for a pizza with my friend and then went to her house.

It was nice. :)

Good night. ♥