I dissolve in trust

One shot - Cupid encounter

♥: Greetings, darling. I am Cupid, the god of love. Just shoot a name and I'll do my thing.~
//: Aren't you a Greek god? What are you doing in an oriental setting?
♥: Do I look like someone who gives a fuck about this dumb shit?
//: ...
♥: Listen, slut. I'm not here to waste my time. Give me the name, suck my dick and then I will grant your wish.
//: You can suck MY dick, you jerk.
♥: Aren't you a girl?
//: No, not quite. Here, let me show you.
♥: HUH? YOU... YOU HAVE...???
//: Indeed. It is a predominant characteristic of my race. Those who aren't born this way are culled at birth, for they are sterile and unfit to procreate, therefore a waste of resources.
♥: ... O-okay, whatever... just tell me the name, slut... It's too early for this shit...
//: I have no name to tell you. I am not here to coerce someone into loving me. I am here to find the Devil. And you will help me. If you don't comply, I will have to take action.

oh nooo. eurovision is ON THE TV. the US is not going to be the center of the world’s attention for a few hours. i cannot stand this. my feefees are hurt. this is a real tragedy. call the police. ：（

I’ve gone out for a pizza with my friend and then went to her house.

It was nice. :)

Good night. ♥

Z1 Secretaries are such wusses.

US justice: the severity of a judge is directly proportional to the amount of melanin of the accused and inversely proportional to their wealth and income.

For some reason, several of my OTPs are (fem)slash.

How to Bottle Feed Kittens

Pictured: my dream job. I’m not even kidding.

How people manage to eat at night is beyond me.

Whew! Notifications seem to be more tolerable. You can reply to stuff now.

I’ve been getting a bunch of followers all of a sudden! Hello hello hello! ouo;;